1. We would have clarified that while you should masturbate, you should NOT masturbate to the point of release if you're prone to napping or TV-watching after one orgasm.

2. Some specific examples of creative language that doesn't "get carried away" would have been appreciated here, otherwise you might end up with lines like, "My Italian sausage wants to make a spicy stew with your plump little chickpea, mmmm mmmm good."

3. If you've got a shy one on your hands, you'll be lucky to pry ONE fantasy out of their cold, uptight hands. Don't set yourself up for failure--or put undue pressure on your timid partner--by demanding they share multiple fantasies. One is enough for now.

4. Um, are you smoking crack? Who the hell wants to hear all the gorey details of the great sex their partner had with other people? Okay, okay, we know there are some of you evolved alien beings out there who are missing the jealousy gene (or else have a penchant for mental masochism), but we think you are too small a minority to warrant one big sex tip intended for the masses.

5. Love the spelling of "noodz" (i.e. nudes). However, we would have insisted on a qualifier about trust, privacy, and the chance of your naked behind ending up on Ex Girlfriend Pictures (NSFW) for all eternity.

6. Amen to that!