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First there was "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" by Sarah Silverman--hysterical. Then there was "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck" by Jimmy Kimmel--genius. Then there was "I'm Fucking Seth Rogan"--which really wasn't very funny at all. And now "I'm Fucking Obama" "by" Hillary Clinton--pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty damn clever (even if we do think Hillary's gotten a bad rap). Via College Humor. |
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In one sense, revenge sex—when you sleep with your ex's nemesis, roommate, sibling, parent, or pet in order to pay them back for dumping you--totally works: how could your ex not be grossed out / horrified / disillusioned / damaged for life? But unless your ex is a few peas short of a casserole, your cunning plan is sure to backfire, because they'll know exactly why you slept with their paste-eating dork of a sibling, and the most overwhelming emotion they will feel is deep, abiding pity for you.
--From Buh Bye: The Ultimate Guide to Dumping and Getting Dumped 
 
Em & Lo, more formally known as Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey, are
the self-proclaimed Emily Posts of the modern bedroom.
Dr. Kate is an OB/GYN at one of the largest teaching hospitals in New
York City.
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