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 10. What was your name again? 9. Shhhh, or you'll wake my parents. 8. You're not supposed to actually blow on it. 7. Don't worry, I don't think this is contagious. 6. Is it in? 5. Your mom/dad was better at that. 4. Do you mind if my roommate watches? 3. Ooops! 2. Let me read you some of my poetry first. 1. Would you suck on my tail? 4 CommentsLeave a comment |
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T’aint the ass and t’aint the balls--it’s the perineum! Otherwise known as, you guessed, the “taint.” This is the short stretch of skin starting below the balls in men and below the vulva in women and extending, in both cases, back to the anus. Men in particular often enjoy gentle pressure on this spot, which can indirectly stimulate their P-spot (a.k.a. prostate).
--From Sex Toy: An A-Z Guide to Bedside Accessories 
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Oh God, I've said #s 6 and 3. Crap.
*hides head* Repeated offender of #6.
Oh come on, does this really happen? #6 ? The erect size varies that much? I have heard that a woman does not have a lot of sensory feeling (like perception of touch) kind of feedback up inside there, ...
so... if the opening is not stretched! you can't tell if its there...
I've never been a big fan of "Lord, please forgive us for the sins we are about to commit" either. Kind of a buzz kill.