Okay, we know we're a little late, but we only just got around to watching the finale of ANTM. It's a bad sign: the fact that we could go a whole week without needing to find out who won the title of America's Next Top Model could mean we've finally matured enough to outgrow Tyra's teen-crack trash. Even if that is the case, we're glad we stuck around long enough to see a "plus-sized model" win the competition. Yes, that term is ridiculous--it should definitely be "healthy-sized model" when compared with the asexual mutant anorexics in need of a cracker or two on that show. And yes, there's been talk that the competition was rigged for her to win from the beginning. But we always thought it was such a tease they'd put a regular-sized woman in the mix since it seemed she had laxative's chance at a model agency of making it to the finals; we thought they'd just need to do a special America's Next Top Plus-Sized Model for one of them to ever win. So we'll take the positive message that a girl who still gets her period can still be a 15-minute star, even if it is all a sham. Here's hoping she doesn't drop the poundage as quickly as she was probably pushed by producers to put it on.