Speaking of CollegeHumor.com: while the site, of course, does cater to the low-brow interests of people who drink keg beer out of the ass cracks of their fellow fraternity brothers, it still occasionally publishes some gems (like "If 21st Century Girls Had 17th Century Standards": "Did you hear him just burp?!? That's the sign of some well-balanced humours. And look at those big red splotches on his neck. Looks like SOMEBODY got a leeching!").

Our favorite contributor in the gem department is Mindy Raf, who always injects College Humor with some much-needed girl-power perspective. Sure, some of her posts get a bit gratuitously gross, but she knows she's got to keep the short attention span of a generation raised on 2 Girls, 1 Cup (if you've somehow missed what this is, do yourself a favor and DON'T look it up). Plus, Mindy's College Humor column is always sex-related, which scores her extra points 'round these here parts. There's her "Hook Up Disclaimers Written on Bar Napkins," "If My Boyfriend's Penis Was a Motivational Speaker," and our recent fave, "Threesome Rules from the Insecure Girlfriend."