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 We've never quite understood the appeal of shower sex: your natural lube washes away, you could slip on a bar of soap and break your neck (or your penis), it's almost impossible to get into a good position in a cramped shower stall, and it's the second-least environmentally friendly sex act we can think of (first would be hiring a private jet to join the mile-high club). And now Fleshbot adds a new one: mildew! We'll never look at a vibrating shower head with lust again. How about you? 2 CommentsLeave a comment |
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In one sense, revenge sex—when you sleep with your ex's nemesis, roommate, sibling, parent, or pet in order to pay them back for dumping you--totally works: how could your ex not be grossed out / horrified / disillusioned / damaged for life? But unless your ex is a few peas short of a casserole, your cunning plan is sure to backfire, because they'll know exactly why you slept with their paste-eating dork of a sibling, and the most overwhelming emotion they will feel is deep, abiding pity for you.
--From Buh Bye: The Ultimate Guide to Dumping and Getting Dumped 
 
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There's something frustrating about the shower sex. As soon as one designed with specific hand rails and feet platforms for multiple positions hits the market, I'm on it.
go go Kohler
I kept meaning to come back here and comment on this! Shower sex works fairly well if you are about the same height- I am 5'8 and my partner is 5'11. Agreed that it does waste water. You also can position yourself so it does not interfere with your natural lube. And the best part of shower sex is that it pretty much is the only "quiet" sex you can have while you have company over (or you are someone else's company)!