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We can't stop jigging to this Bollywood-style condom PSA from the state of Andhra Pradesh in India. We only wish we spoke Telugu, as apparently there are all sorts of culture references, puns, and allusions that get lost in translation. But still, you can't beat lyrics like "I am the condom friend ever useful to you"; "I am good-natured and provide satisfaction;" "You will remain happy without AIDS"; and "I am for you do not neglect me." Be sure to hang around for the side-flute penis/dolphin and an out-of-left-field still at 5:43. See kids? Condoms are fun! |
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After a break-up, do everything you can to avoid rose-colored hindsight. This may include playing that montage of fond memories over and over in the theater of your mind with the Dolby surround-sound system playing Muse or Maroon 5 on repeat. No good can come of this; you'll simply end up feeling more inadequate, lonely, and depressed. Instead, focus on your ex's faults. There must be at least one (besides their ability to live without you), even if it's just a malformed pinkie toe or a tendency to douse every meal in ketchup.
--From Buh Bye: The Ultimate Guide to Dumping and Getting Dumped 
 
Em & Lo, more formally known as Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey, are
the self-proclaimed Emily Posts of the modern bedroom.
Dr. Kate is an OB/GYN at one of the largest teaching hospitals in New
York City.
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emandlo@dailybedpost.com and drkate@dailybedpost.com. Want your sex dream analyzed by the Daily Bedpost dream expert? Email us at dreams@dailybedpost.com. Anonymity always honored! Check out Daily Bedpost on MySpace.com. |
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