Men's Health has a regular feature called Metrogrades, where they rank cities by various categories: the best cities for men, which cities are debt traps, the drunkest cities... The latest Metrograde ranks the top ten cities by most sexually satisfied, least satisfied, Babeland sales, Pure Romance sales, condom sales and birth rate. 

There are the gimmies: Babeland's highest sales are in cities where they have brick and mortar stores; the least sexually satisfied are in the land of the retired (Jacksonville, Florida) and a couple cities in Alabama, a state where it's illegal to buy sex toys; birthrates are high in Mormon stronghold Salt Lake City, Utah.

And then there are the surprises: Indianapolis, Indiana is where to go if you can't get no satisfaction, followed by the sexy, sexy cities of Columbus and Cincinnati in, yes, Ohio...? (Maybe state lifers just don't have much to compare to). The top two condom sales cities are both in Texas, where we guess everything is bigger: Austin (okay, we get that) and San Antonio (huh?)...