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 If you've ever had a pervy fantasy about one of the all-business, no-smiles officials at passport control, then you have to take the quiz at AreYouBritishinBed.co.uk. The results themselves are about as useful as your standard Cosmo sex quiz (come on, you know you fill those out at the dentist's office) and not quite as insightful as our own virgin contribution to the oeuvre, but it's worth it just for the interactive feature that lets you lengthen a policeman's truncheon to your ideal length. Hello, officer! (And yeah, yeah, we did notice that it's also a big promo site for KY Jelly. What can we say, we're suckers for a good campaign. Also, lube is a good thing. And no one needs to pay us to say that.) |
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After a break-up, do everything you can to avoid rose-colored hindsight. This may include playing that montage of fond memories over and over in the theater of your mind with the Dolby surround-sound system playing Muse or Maroon 5 on repeat. No good can come of this; you'll simply end up feeling more inadequate, lonely, and depressed. Instead, focus on your ex's faults. There must be at least one (besides their ability to live without you), even if it's just a malformed pinkie toe or a tendency to douse every meal in ketchup.
--From Buh Bye: The Ultimate Guide to Dumping and Getting Dumped 
 
Em & Lo, more formally known as Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey, are
the self-proclaimed Emily Posts of the modern bedroom.
Dr. Kate is an OB/GYN at one of the largest teaching hospitals in New
York City.
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emandlo@dailybedpost.com and drkate@dailybedpost.com. Want your sex dream analyzed by the Daily Bedpost dream expert? Email us at dreams@dailybedpost.com. Anonymity always honored! Check out Daily Bedpost on MySpace.com. |
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