A weekly round-up of our own favorite sex-related musings on the Web:

• CollegeHumor.com catalogs various hand-holding positions for couples, including the hilarious Stage 6 Clinger (pictured).

• TheFrisky catalogs guys' sleaziest moves, over IM. Oh no he didn't.

• Our favorite feminists over at Feministing.com call out anti-choice pharmacists on their hypocritical bullshit.

• Thanks to Radar's Fresh Intelligence for cluing us into the fact that American Apparel is finally putting a bit of substance behind all its sexed-up campaigns by selling Hitachi Magic Wands. (We have to admit, we wouldn't have thought they'd go with the ugly, noisy work-horse vibrator--good for them!)

• MTV launches a sex blog. Just in case it takes Kelly Rowland to convince you that HIV is a Very Bad Thing.

• We heart HuffPo for pointing us towards this awesome UK commercial for Heinz featuring two straight-seeming guys macking and calling each other "Sweet Cheeks."

• DollyMix questions the 7" by 7" penis "ideal."