They say someday robots will be providing us with all of our orgasms, and there will be no need for any messy flesh-to-flesh contact because that just gets complicated. That sounds unlikely, right? Except that sometimes science is spooky, and the future seems to have already arrived--the SaSi vibrator from Je Joue is exactly like a tiny little hand-held robot equipped with "Sensual Intelligence." As you use it, the little sucker learns what motions and speeds you like, and adapts to provide you with what is apparently The Ultimate Orgasm. Which freaks me out just the tiniest bit. I'm not sure I'm into having a vibrator that's smarter than I am.

However, it is pleasingly sleek and sassy looking; is offered in lush plum, tender violet, and classic black; comes with a rechargeable battery and base to fit it in; and as soon as it learns to cook dinner and administer a proper spanking, we will have officially stepped into the future.