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Our favorite sexist pig Steve Santagati--self-proclaimed Bad Boy, author of "The MANual," and Bedpost Interviewee--made a cool gray T-shirt to wear on his book tour with a skull and crossbones and the words "Bad Boys Finish First" on it. People loved it, so now he's gone into the T-shirt biz to push his philosophy that "men should be men and women should be pro-active," one T-shirt at a time. He's just come out with a bunch of new slogans and styles, which include the charming one pictured above (about which you can inquire via his T-shirt page; the official site is under construction as of this post).

So we just have to ask: Who would wear this? The only person we can think of is a politically conservative, 45+, Texan woman with an addiction to plastic surgery and a sugar daddy who thinks climate change is a myth. But then, we wouldn't have thought so many gals would choose to wear the word "juicy" on their asses, evoking images of a post-Taco-Bell-run case of, well, the runs. Are we terribly out of touch? Or do we just have taste? Do tell...


6 Comments

Elise said:

No, see, I'd like to see this on a man. A really, really secure man.

Either that or the same shirt with some serious cleavage. It would be insanely tacky but still really funny. Concert wear, perhaps?

NoMoney4Food said:

Hell yes I would if half my boobs weren't unintentionally starved away...

Angelonachain said:

It's funny! If I saw another woman wearing i would laugh my ass off and tell her that's awesome. I know I would never wear it myself!! lol

kristi said:

Men wear t-shirts with comments about receiving sexual pleasure all the time and noone thinks it's degrading to the man, they think he's a horny, irreverent jerk. Well I think it's time to acknowledge that we women can be horny irreverent jerks too!

Why do we always have to be typecast as uptight victims of men's sexuality with no libidoes of our own????

kristi said:

This shirt will soon be hanging in my closet next to "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" and "You Laugh Because I'm Different, I Laugh Because I Just Farted".

PS, yes, I actually am female and no, men actually seem to love my personality.

amy said:

Hell yes I would, I have the globes to back that up !!

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