cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd)
You will be impossible to ignore or resist this week Take a chance and pursue the person who is most interesting yet difficult to get to know and you will be successful. It's your turn to shine and sizzle, like a sparkler at night, not like a greasy strip of fatty bacon.

leo (July 23rd-Aug. 22nd)
Open your eyes. You are missing opportunities that should not be passed by. Like finding love. Or checking out those giant 3-D fireworks in the shape of stars, flags, boobies...

virgo (Aug. 23rd-Sept. 22nd)
You're like the ice cream man at the town park in humid 80-degree heat: everyone wants a piece of you. Be careful who you give licks to.

libra (Sept. 23rd-Oct. 23rd)
Take this holiday off just to pamper yourself and relax. Don't worry about going to all the best BBQs or getting a great tan or burning a freedom-of-speech flat. Even if you just stay in and catch up on all that Tivo'd Frontline you've been meaning to watch, that's patriotic enough. What this has to do with love, we have no clue.

scorpio (Oct. 24th-Nov. 22nd)
Sign your Declaration of lnfatuation already and distribute it to the object of your infatuation. You're guaranteed at least 200 years of love.

sagittarius (Nov. 23rd-Dec. 21st)
As hard as you try, you just won't be able to cut it if you are pushy, aggressive or the least bit overbearing--you know, like the British were with their friggin tea tax. A little space, less possessiveness and more trust will be what is required if you want to score.

capricorn (Dec. 22nd-Jan. 20th)
A long-distance affair will be enticing, captivating and probably lead you to the airport. Have fun but don't be too quick to make a commitment. You need your independence.

aquarius (Jan. 21st-Feb. 18th)
Make a little room on your beach blanket for someone who wants to play bingo with you or you may discover that this person will kick sand in your face as they walk away to play with someone else's beach balls.

pisces (Feb. 19th-Mar. 20th)
Love interests are like Fourth of July parties: you'll have plenty to choose from this week but if you try to juggle too many you may end up missing the best one.