gemini (May 21st-June 21st)
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it do you up the bum. Unless it wants to, of course. Don't be too pushy this week: all it will net you is a hoof in the face.

cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd)
Remember that not everyone wears the same eyeglass prescription as you--what you may see as a simple date of DVDs and a home-cooked dinner, or a casual romp in the hay, or an adventurous, no-strings-attached weekend getaway with a certain someone, s/he may see as an important step toward committed-relationship status. Make sure their glasses aren't rose-colored. Better yet, make sure you're not wearing blinders.

leo (July 23rd-Aug. 22nd)
You'll just want to cozy up with your hon and a home-cooked meal, maybe a couple of DVDs. You'll feel like staying at home, kicking back and knockin' some boots. Or maybe you'll be up for a weekend getaway, just the two of you. Fuggetaboudit. Your hon isn't going to be on the same page this week (especially if s/he is a Cancer).

virgo (Aug. 23rd-Sept. 22nd)
Some may refer to it as "playing the field," but we like to call it practice. And we don't think you've had enough of it yet. Get out there on the pitch, try some new positions (or a new, um, team?)--hell, try cheerleading for a week. You might be surprised how attached you become to those pom-poms. Don't buy the jersey or sign on the dotted line until you're sure you've found what you're looking for.

libra (Sept. 23rd-Oct. 23rd)
This week, be the boss in matters of the heart, and you'll find it's not always lonely at the top. In fact, that's just a myth they tell the little people to quell their ambition. If you take charge and be bold, you'll find that it's often quite the opposite of lonely at the top. Don't forget your Dictaphone!

scorpio (Oct. 24th-Nov. 22nd)
They're called standards. Get some this week.

sagittarius (Nov. 23rd-Dec. 21st)
'Tis the season for fickleness, to be sure, and we don't think that seriousness suits you right now (that's so Winter 2007). But a fleeting desire for someone who is serious (about you) may tempt you to act more seriously than you feel. Avoid the impulse before they get seriously hurt or you get seriously busted as a big phony.

capricorn (Dec. 22nd-Jan. 20th)
When you have a hot date, you shave, maybe buy a new shirt, put on your best underwear, clean your apartment . . . just in case. But admit it: It's a bit of a ruse. Most of your underwear is worn and torn, and stubble is a way of life for you. We're not suggesting you shouldn't bother showering before you go out, just make sure you're not pretending to be someone you're not for the sake of impressing another this week.

aquarius (Jan. 21st-Feb. 18th)
How many times do we have to tell you? Move away from the couch: There is no little man or woman hiding under there. Nope, no one's hiding in the fridge, either. Or the TV room. In fact, all you'll find in these places are a couple of dust bunnies. Sure, dust bunnies make great listeners, but the real action is to be found outside your home. Now get out there and get some.

pisces (Feb. 19th-Mar. 20th)
Love don't cost a thing, and neither does asking a question. If you want the salt, you say, "Would you please pass the salt," right? Assuming that you already have enough salt in your diet, you might want to consider what else (or who else) it is that you'd like. And then ask the damn question. This is not Jeopardy!--there are no wrong questions.