Mariah from Oakland, CA:

Joy of Sex scarred me
Hairy pits, scary beard guy
Your book brings sexy back


Adam from Boynton Beach, FL (already a winner):
 
What would I have done
Sans a sex guide?  Probably
Shagged with her armpit.


Shyra ("Future Jeopardy! champion") from New Orleans, LA:

Oh The Joy of Sex
How innocent we were then
I prefer to shave
 
 
Bryan from Winston Salem, NC:

Darkened room under sheets
Bodies tangle, twist, entwine
Pages turned, lessons learned


Matt from Grand Rapids, MI:

story of my life,
she's on the edge of coming,
i'm premature.


David from Hoboken, NJ:

Boyfriend bent over
What on earth could happen next?
With Em and Lo's SEX


Kelly from NY, NY:

"Sex" by Em & Lo
Will show you the true path to
A better sex life!


Marvin from Honolulu, HI:

Kama Sutra pain.
Positions in it are hard.
I'm not flexible.


Aaron from Dallas, TX:

Just a plain ol' guy
Thinks he knows what's going on
He's about to learn


Courtney from Wheaton, IL:

The Sex Gods have spoke!
As He to Moses, in stone-
Thou shalt have great sex!


Rolando from Brooklyn, NY:

A Daily Bedpost
summation in hard cover
for your use off-line.