Vergenza is a new high-end sex toy company whose manifesto has cutie-patootie lines like "We believe in the perfectly tailored birthday suit" and "We believe that aircraft-grade spun aluminum is the new hot fudge chocolate sundae." Their premiere sex toy is a non-vibrating dildo called the Mk. I--pretty unsexy sounding with awkward punctuation if you ask us, but some of you car/video-game/model airplane geeks might like it. We haven't gotten samples yet (shipping a metal sex toy to London would cost an arm and leg and maybe another appendage), so we just asked Vergenza founder Jessica Resler to give us the quick and dirty low down:

Why the name Mk. I?
We wanted to keep with our theme for aircraft-quality spun aluminum (a safe, non-toxic material that's nonporous) and Mk. I was often a model number for planes in the 1920's.

How big is it? 
8" by 1.25" in diameter and 11 oz.

What does the design do in terms of sensation?...