Our fabu intern Joanna reminded us of the fantastic free e-card site, someecards.com: clever, brutally honest, slightly dickish, and always hilarious with simple, stylish designs, someecards.com has some e-card for any occasion, especially the sexual and/or romantic ones. Here's a sampling of some of our favorites:

Anniversary: "Even when we're 80 I will do you from behind."

Apology: "Sorry I sporadically neglect your testicles during lovemaking."

Birthday: "Even though we're no longer sleeping together, happy birthday."

Breakup: "This isn't about you being too short for me."

Confession: "I'm still a virgin."

Congratulations: "Congratulations on temporarily finding the love of your life."

Encouragement: "I could totally see you getting into gum or mints."

Flirting: "I think if we had sex there would be very minimal awkwardness afterwards."

Friendship: "If we're still single when we're 40, let's continue waiting for someone better than each other."...