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Our fabu intern Joanna reminded us of the fantastic free e-card site, someecards.com: clever, brutally honest, slightly dickish, and always hilarious with simple, stylish designs, someecards.com has some e-card for any occasion, especially the sexual and/or romantic ones. Here's a sampling of some of our favorites: Anniversary: "Even when we're 80 I will do you from behind." Apology: "Sorry I sporadically neglect your testicles during lovemaking." Birthday: "Even though we're no longer sleeping together, happy birthday." Breakup: "This isn't about you being too short for me." Confession: "I'm still a virgin." Congratulations: "Congratulations on temporarily finding the love of your life." Encouragement: "I could totally see you getting into gum or mints." Flirting: "I think if we had sex there would be very minimal awkwardness afterwards." Friendship: "If we're still single when we're 40, let's continue waiting for someone better than each other."... Get well: "I don't mind if you get me sick." Valentine's Day: "Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers for men." Movies: "It's remarkable that after all these years I still want to bang Harrison Ford." Sympathy: "Sorry you had to disguise your masturbation injury as sports related." Thanks: "Thanks for occasionally looking above my neckline." Thinking of you: "I'd wax my asshole for you." 1 CommentsLeave a comment |
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that's the best e-card site on the web