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Here's news that should shock nobody: A recent study (okay, it was conducted by Match.com, so let's call it a "study") found that most people think Obama would be a better kisser than McCain. In fact, the only shocking thing, as far as we're concerned, is that 23 percent of the people polled voted for McCain. Seriously, people? We can see how you might think McCain would be more interesting in bed (when you pit Obama's "inexperience" against McCain's "straight talk"), but a good kisser? Like we've said before, we think McCain's face looks like it belongs to one of those babies with that disease that ages them decades before they can even walk. Could you kiss that?! Okay, so let's conduct a "study" of our own: Which presidential candidate do you think is the dirtiest in bed, and which one probably favors missionary with the lights off?
Who's dirtier in bed, Obama or McCain?
( polls)