And we thought the Dial-a-Lash was stupid. Splendora just introduced us to Estée Lauder's Turbolash--yes, it's a freaking vibrating mascara. And as far as we can tell, it vibrates even with the cap almost all the way on: "Twist mascara cap at middle to open. The motor will automatically turn on...to close, twist cap tightly until motor shuts off." The tag line should be "Turn it on. And it turns you on." Or how about "Auto-powered, vibrating brush gives you: Volume. Length. Curl. Separation. Orgasms. All at once"?