You'd think the German-based toy manufacturer Fun Factory was paying us, or at least loading us up with all the free sex toys we could store in our bottom dresser drawers, the way we gush on and on (poor word choice) about how great the company's products are: "soft, sleek, safe and non-toxic, often waterproof or at least water resistant, sometimes rechargeable, basically the best in the biz--we love their toys so much we want to marry them!" But alas, we haven't gotten any love in return from Fun Factory, which just goes to show how good these toys must really be. (Still, if any FF reps are out there listening, we wouldn't say no to a free Delight!).

Which is why we were thrilled to hear that our friends over at Babeland now have their own exclusive Fun Factory vibrator called The Boss: a realistically-shaped, soft silicone vibrator in vibrant colors with girth, a strong localized internal buzz, a tilt for the G-spot stim, and a shower-friendly splashproof shell. Each is 58 bucks...