If you didn't win a copy of our new manual SEX: How To Do Everything in the Daily Bedpost Haiku Contest, there's still hope! Our friend Brian Battjer is holding his own SEX contest over on his popular site I Keep A Diary. For years, he's published a photo blog of his (mis)adventures, which has developed quite a dedicated following--maybe it's his hilarious captions, or all the clevaage shots he gets his female friends to pose for, or the hundreds of times he and his friends have "brained" each other (sleeping guy + exposed testicles by sleeping guy's face + digital camera = braining) that keeps the kids coming back for more. Since nothing delights Brian more than publicly laughing at himself and his friends, it's fitting that he hold a contest about sexual humiliation on IKeepADiary.com. Air your most cringe-inducing dirty laundry, and you could win!