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So we know that we had all sorts of snide things to say about Lindsay Lohan when she first started holding hands with DJ Samantha Ronson around town. We apologized--kinda--and everyone moved on. Well, everyone except LiLo and Samantha, that is. They're still totally loved up! Perhaps Linds is in love and not just a L.U.G. after all. Which means we may just have to eat their matching Trilbys.

But we're bigger people now, and we can honestly say that we're happy for them. In fact, we kind of want to drink Samantha's bath water after reading about her recent zinger: She was being bombarded with repeated questions from the paparazzi (why do we picture drunk frat boys cheering and leering as two sorority girls make out as a party trick?), and finally she just said, "Are you retarded?" Which, despite being a terrible word that we personally don't condone using under any circumstances, is just about the most perfect response to any number of questions about two girls holding hands, from "How do you know when sex is over?" to "Can I watch?"