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 Photo from GoodVibes.com Okay, it sounds like the beginning of a bad porno or Penthouse Forum: Guy puts an extended personal ad on Tumblr in the hopes of finding a woman who will do him with a strap-on, no strings attached. But the ad itself--a totally real ad--is quite interesting and charming, which makes the guy seem so too. How can you not like a guy who jokingly refers to himself as Captain Sexypants? (Though we think he's done himself a disservice by desperately upping the ante and offering household items which reflect a certain geek-streak as "prizes".) Here's the deal: he's always been interested in backdoor play, ever since he had an inappropriate relationship with his hairbrush as a young teen (NOT recommended!) and--cue the violins--has yet to find a loving girlfriend willing to make his fantasy a reality, even just once. So now that he's recently single, he's on a mission to get his backdoor cherry popped, outlining the rules of engagement, describing what he looks like, and most hilariously, describing what his ideal play partner might do for a living: I keep thinking an academic for some reason. Maybe a sociologist. Or possibly someone in women's studies. Very likely a psychologist or social worker. But it could be an artist too, perhaps an actress. Then again maybe it's someone from the hard sciences or mathematics, the accountant who needs to unleash. Then, of course, there's the hellfire librarian, a cliché sure, but a good one. She's probably not a writer, but you never know.
We think he should definitely keep this offer open only to single people or those in open relationships (if he changes his policy on this, or turns out to be an axe murderer, we officially withdraw our support). We think he should definitely insist on getting a new strap-on together (previously used dildos = bad). And we also think he should reconsider his attachment to traditional gender roles ("I like to be the one to drive," ugh)--no doubt this means he always goes for girls who think strap-on sex is "gay," which is why his butt is still "extra-virgin."
So, as tawdry and sleazy as it sounds, we're hoping someone will come forward, answer his ad and help show the guy that enjoying being on the receiving end of a friendly poke doesn't mean you automatically give up your masculinity. In fact, we wouldn't be surprised if the woman who volunteers turns out to be his soulmate: they end up falling in love and having lots of wonderful unconventional sex happily ever after. Now that would be a story to tell the grandkids! 8 CommentsLeave a comment |
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As a married straight guy who loves 'my' Njoy curve once in a while. This sounds like good fun. Now if this guy ONLY wants it up to butt, then we have a different situation.
Enjoy what feels good, and let her drive once in a while.
Just because a guy likes a little back door action does not make him Gay..I think he is in touch with what his body needs to make him feel good.Good for you.find that special someone.She is out there.If she Loves you she will do what it takes to make you a happy man:}
It took maybe 6 months of dating before my boyfriend worked up the nerve to ask me to "drive" every so often. I was happy to help him fulfill a fantasy but I was amazed at how much I enjoyed it. And I don't see him as any less masculine, just a lot more fun!
My boyfriend and I went to a sex shop and he suggested getting a strap on, among other things. I was so turned on by it- but a little concerned, I confess.
It was his first time and mine too, as far as being the one on the giving end. We had a lot of fun and first, I let him go on top, so he could have full control. Then we switched around.
It was a complete turn on!
A couple days after that I asked him if he was ever attracted to males, even though I new the answer- he is very masculine, not macho, and very connected to his pleasure zones. He explores my femininity in ways no one has and we've been together 5 happy years.
Enjoying "butthole love" has nothing to do with being gay- it's about exploring an erogenous zone that both men and women have in common.
Now, if that was all he wanted, plus giving the strap on an enthusiastic BJ- I would say I'd worry a little. Maybe a lot. LOL!!!!
i want to play with u cant.
You have no ideea how many people still find sex to be tabu...for some even switching positions is a rollercoaster...
Seriously there should be a lot more sex teachers out there.
One should give anything a few tries, and after that set his/her comfort zone...
Compliments,
A.
Hi, I am a male who enjoys anal play!
After quite a few years I finally can get my wife to play with my butt with her fingers, no penetration. Whether it is her or other partners, we play the field, I have yet to find a mate to use a strap-on on me and I would love to also!
To all of the Boys who like Anal play like me who are not gay good luck! I am 39 and my partners are around the same ages. Maybe this age group?
My wife said she would Doo me but never has, she WILL NOT TAKE IT IN TE REAR but other partners do ocassionally. If in the same predicament get a vibrator for yourself and ENJOY!!!!!
Jerry
doing this is great fun and a way to spice things up, have at it and have fun who cares what others think.