I'm guilty of saying three of those.

I heard "Asshole." once. But it was unrelated.

Gross! Hahaha

Haha for mine she said "wow" at the same time I said...
"Is that it?"

wasn't the smartest thing to say but what I meant was is that all there is to kissing.

umm ok who even really says stupid stuff like that after a first kiss i search their eyes for their thoughts sayin shit just kills the moment.

one guy told me, you kiss weird, and i was like you too! but we figured eachother out and he was truly the best kisser EVER! hehe

I've never said or heard any of those. I did say " I think I just heard my phone vibrate!" He was a REALLY bad kisser.

it was a nice one keep it up!

What's the worst thing to hear after a first kiss?
"Is that your dad?"

The worst I've gotten is " Umm, yeah that was nice, but umm I'm gay. Good night."

Royal Suckage.

"Is this your first kiss?"

After a guy raped my face, I said "Hmm!

Some girls might actually like to hear #1. Don't believe the myths.

my first kiss was at a beach in CT, and after he said "not bad"

and i did't exactly know what to say back to that.... so it was kind of akward.

my first kiss turned into a long-lasting one: we got married.

at the end of my first kiss,he said"please don't throw up"

I never heard any of those comments before but after kissing my husband for the first time the only thik that was going through my mind was, how long will it take you to intrduce you to your bedroom. If kissing you feels like this i take it your damn GOOD in bed. And believe me he is, we ended up getting married.

Never had a first kiss before... hmm. :[

MY FIRST KISS WAS TERRIBLE THE GUY SUCKED THE LIVING DAY LIGHT OUT OF MY LIPS I LEFT WITH A BRUISED LIP

My first kiss was awesome and the first thing he said was will be mine?and Jy maag my jags

I said I wanted more he lets go 2 my room. I said no i want another kiss HOW AWKARD

haha dats funny!

once she said me during the course that it is very thck i wish you had thiner one. it distrupted me compeletly

The first time i kissed a guy,i was drunk,it was dark,in a nightclub near the bathrooms, there was a blackout and i thought it was my ex. well anyway, this guy was waiting for me to come into the hallway towards the bathroom, as I tumbled my way to the hallway the lights went out and i triped and nearly fell on my face if it wasnt for this one guy who caught me.i was just laughing the whole time and then he kissed me. his tongue was raspy like wet sandpaper or something. I then realized "ew,this sucks" (and actually said it outloud)I pulled away but his hands were still firmly holding my waist and the lights came back on. I competely freaked out, the dude was a hairy beast with the forehead of a neanderathal! his teeth were yellow, his long hair smelled and looked like horse hair. and worst of all, he didnt want to let me go. The good thing was that my friend cherry came along and forced him to let me go.harmless, but still creepy.and it was just one kiss!

haha oh wow. Never heard any of those though! (=

I once said "I think I'm going to vomit" right after the first kiss, but it was because i was sick..

Extremely awkward!

After my first kiss ever i turned to the guy and said: "ewww that was disgusting..." but he was like: "errrmmmm juicy lips...".
But it was truly disgusting. he sucked my hole face like a hoover.

Our first 'real' kiss started as a friendly goodbye one and we accidently both moved our heads to connect lips. He couldn't seem to stop after that, so he quickly drove us to an abandoned parking lot where we proceeded to make up for sooo much lost time!!!

my first kiss with him he said mmm..makes me melt like butter i thought it was funny and laughed he was embarrased lol i thought it was cute

Haha the first time i kissed my current bf he leaned in, kissed me for just a second and then pulled away and said "i'm sorry, i'm really bad at kissing" omg it was such a turn off but we have been dating for 4 months now and since then i have taught him very well!

da first i had my kiss we fuck after that

i said, "Thanks". But really I was afraid he was gonna stick his tongue all the way down my throat! It was at the local skating rink with everyone watching... for some reason since we were a 'known' couple, our friends called us mom and dad, and they were like the kids...wierd..made sense then tho, lol! i have classmates that still remember this kiss!!!-too funny, other people that recall my 1st kiss almost as well as i do! ha!!

BTW: don't wanna throw anyone off by the mom and dad thing there above, lmao...we were in 5th grade at the time of this kiss...

I'm seeing one british guy for a month now, he said he likes me but i stop him from saying he loves me because we are still on the process of knowing each other but every time we think to kiss atleast for a good night kiss it doesn't happen, i remember once before he go, we shake hand and say; ok bye then he position his head like he wanted to kiss me good bye but i looked to another direction so he feels shy and go, next time he couldn't stop his self so he kiss me goodbye but because i feel so shy so i moved again and his lips kissed my hair and last night afer we watched cinema while we are saying goodbye, take care i think to kiss him on his cheeks so he will be happy but one car was coming to his direction so he looked there and didn't noticed me then i go. tonight we will go for a night swimming in the beach, only me and him i don't know what will happen next. I will tell you what will happen to our first kiss on the lips........