This is quite possibly the most perfect piece of comedy related to women and sex that we've ever had the pleasure of viewing: The Onion's morning show spoof, Today, Now!", has a segment on how Cosmo has scientifically cataloged every single possible way a woman can please her man (apparently it's in the millions). We won't mention the innumerable, priceless moments of hilarity, for fear of taking the edge off some of your own viewing pleasure. However, we will tell you to pay special attention to the notes written on the clipboard, as well as the headlines on the magazine covers. Even the "coming up" teaser at the beginning will make your eyes water in hysterics. Oh, and there's a great feminist zinger at the end, too! We enjoyed this video suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh much, we'll go so far as to say that watching it qualifies as something (almost) better than sex.