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See, we always thought that the whole point of a sex toy was that you didn't have to give it directions. So a voice-activated Rabbit sounds like our ultimate nightmare--especially given how unreliable voice-activated products can be. You know how annoying it is when you get stuck in a phone tree because the automated operator can't understand you? Now imagine that happening in the middle of a self-love sesh. If we were being generous, we'd mention the possibility that talking to your vibrator might give you the confidence to vocalize your wants and needs with a human partner. But the thing is made from PVC, which just ruins the whole thing for us. Yeah, we'll stick with a manual control pad, thanks.