Greg Johnson--the man who decided to run across America naked, except for some dorky white running socks and shoes--is no Michael Phelps in the body department. In fact, one might even go so far as to call him "doughy." And we hate to be body hair Nazis, but if ever a man could use a back wax, well...okay, okay, so we've been spending too much time ogling the Olympic swimmers' hairless physiques lately.

That all said, we kind of have a crush on Mr. Johnson after watching (pixelated) footage of his cross-country streak. Even if he is a stand-up comedian doing this to promote his career, he just kind of has that Matt Harding appeal. And so while some people might say that it's an unjust world in which oglers of women get T&A (especially the A) beach volleyball photography and oglers of men get jogging Greg Johnson, we're kind of happy with our lot. (Okay, Greg Johnson and Michael Phelps...but come on, if you've seen footage of Phelps with dry hair and smiling, then you know he's just a big ol' lovable nerd who spends a lot of time working out.) So here's to Mr. Johnson and his pixelated johnson. And now a question for you, just 'cause we're curious...

We happen to like our man parts pixelated when it comes to this sort of thing--we think it adds to the charm--but we're not sure we're in the majority here...