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Photo via GoateeSaver.com We've never been able to decide which is the ultimate lady-boner-killer: pleated khakis or goatees. But having spent a little time at GoateeSaver.com, we think we have a winner. We were convinced at first that the site had to be a spoof, but on digging further, we actually think this product is for sale. For reals. The only thing crazier than attempting to get laid in 2008 while sporting a goatee is using this device to trim said goatee. It's kind of like a home acid-washed-jeans kit: a handy way of creating something that's totally out of style and cheesy. It looks like something Hannibal Lecter might make his gimp wear. In fact, if we were snooping in a guy's bathroom cabinet, we think we'd rather find a gimp mask than a Goatee Saver. 3 CommentsLeave a comment |
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Do I detect a little bit of beard envy here? I thought goatees were super-hot right now. And are you sure chicks don't dig pleated khakis? What about high-waisted pleated khakis? With a soul-patch? Hmmmm... that could explain a lot.
Wow, didn't realize ya'll were the beard police, can we go back to discussing sex now?
I'd bet a million dollars that "Beth" is a dude with a goatee.