Football season is upon us, and a recent poll found that 1 in 4 male sports fans would give up sex for a month if it meant his favorite team would win the Super Bowl. Fifteen percent said they'd give up booty for the whole season, and 11 percent said they'd remain celibate "for however long it takes." Seeing as we're both the kind of football "fans" who fast-forward through the football to see the ads on Super Bowl Sunday, we thought we'd host a different kind of poll: What TV-related cause would you be most likely to break out the chastity belt for? Cast your vote, after the jump.