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Image via Comic Vs. Audience If you've ever wanted a bit of help figuring out what's dirty sexy talk and what's just plain weird, then this "Things to Say During Sex" flow chart by comedian Doogie Horner may help. He categorizes all dirty talk as either "good," "bad," or "meh" (hilarious exampe of the latter: "Thanks for that"). And each phrase or term fits into a category, from religious to animal noises to swear words to foreign words to--one of our favorites--"rhetorical questions" (you know..."Who's your Daddy?"). So lion noises are good, sheep noises, not so much. And if you wanna rut like a T-Rex, then go for it, according to Doogie, though he recommends skipping the whale sounds. For the record, however, we have to say that dirty talk is largely subjective and most definitely contextual. So while we agree with Doogie that we can't really imagine a situation in which "I rule at fucking" or "Wanna suck this shit?" would go down well (the latter is one of the no-no's in the rhetorical questions category), we're not so sure that we'd completely rule out "Hello vicar." 6 CommentsLeave a comment |
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The only one I totally disagree with is "We're going to hell for this." I use that one, or variations of it, all the time and it's never been a turn-off!
After my first time I said, "so *that's* what all the fuss is about." I meant it with awe, but I don't know if it came across as such.
I like the way Lexi thinks. Seriously. I'd love to hear someone say that to me.
how about a guy who likes to say "Oh My God" every time we made love...I think it's a good thing, b/c I asked why he likes to say it while we have sex all the time and he said b/c I turn him on every time he sees me naked and make love to him...It's just annoying to hear it when me make love and he just won't shut up.
So nice
wow that jade's a bitch. wtf lol