Daily Bedpost - All About Sex with Em & Lo

ROUNDUP 10.13.2008 BY EM & LO

PMS Monday

Photo via HeadOState.com

Okay, the Baby Jesus butt plug was one thing, but an Obama dildo? ("You love your candidate, now let him love you back!") Now that's just plain wrong. Even if it is phthalate-free. Though maybe we should just be grateful there's no McCain dildo. Now that's the stuff nightmares are made of.
Fox wants to know, Is this Sarah Palin photo sexist? Well, maybe, yeah, but you know what Fox? That still doesn't make her any more qualified than our pet turtle to be VP.
Oh fuck it, why don't we just all vote based on who's hotter? It seems to work for reality TV, and we already know that people get more excited voting for American Idol than they do for the prez.
England's 105-year-old virgin says that celibacy is the secret to her longevity. Bless her feminist heart (she said she never did it because she wanted to be more than someone's wife) but we have to ask: Maybe she's actually 76 years old and it just feels like 105 years without any sex?
We never thought we'd say this, but can't KFed do a little better than returning to the well?
Wanna out-slut your sorority sisters this Halloween? Then just paint on your costume!
Connecticut is so gay. (Kidding. It's the only good news we read all weekend!)

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