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And by "the worst," we sometimes mean "the best":

1. Retired Hooters Waitresses

2. Genitals -- whether you go as any number of vaginas, a penis-vagina couple or Penisman

3. Sheep Fucker

4. "Sexy" Little Girls

5. Inflatable Sex Frog (?)

6. Free Mammogram Machine

7. Naked, Out-of-Shape Spiderman

8. Catholic Pedophile Priest

9. Live Birth (solo or entire delivery room)

10. "Sexy" Geriatric Witch (click at your own risk)


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