11.11.2008  BY EM & LO
Sophisticated Swedish "sex life accessory label" Lelo has been on a role this year: first there was the Nea Black Pearl Valentine, then the flushed deep rose Iris for Spring, followed by the lipstick look-alike Mia vibe. But considering the high-end, luxury vibe they're going for, Lelo's made some pretty wacky decisions in the naming of their most recent toys. A month or so back, there was the BO love ring, which unfortunately called to mind stinky post-gym sweat. Now, there's the new BOB, reminding us of that classic episode of The Newlyweds:

Question: "Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex." 
Answer: "Um, in the butt, Bob."

Yes, BOB is a "gentleman's plug," the second in their toys-for-boys department (called their ("Homme line"). Not sure who wants to stick something named Bob up their butt, but, hey, if calling yourself a gentleman makes you feel better about exploring anal pleasure, go for it! If you can get past the name, it's got a lot of things going for it: like all Lelos, it's made of body-safe material, comes in lush packaging, and has a one-year warranty. We would have liked to have seen the external loop for removal a little bigger, to prevent overzealous anal probers from going too far, if you know what we mean (that's just an E.R. story waiting to happen). But as long as you just let the design follow the contours of your body, you should be able to get a nice P-spot massage for added stimulation, whether alone or with a partner.


jennifer said:

OK, as someone who has received hundreds of "toys" in my quest to create the perfect "intimacy" packages for couples, I can tell you - there is weird stuff out there, and waaaay to much that doesn't work! That's why at www.intimatesurprises.com we picked the best stuff and put it together into monthly "intimate surprises" that land on your doorstep. Now there's no excuse to settle for anything less than fun in bed.

celiola said:

Created by adult product purveyors Topco, the Sarah Palin blowup doll is known as the "This is NOT Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll." Featuring a busty, conservatively dressed Palin lookalike, the box cover promises: "Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate!" The political love doll's suggested uses include: "Blow her up and show her how you're going to vote," "Let her pound your gavel over and over," and "It's time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol."

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