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We're not exactly getting warm, fuzzy, it's-good-to-be-a-girl vibes from the news this week...

1. Catsuits are back. Yay, camel toe and yeast infections!

2. This is considered a downturn in events? We kind of like what gravity (or perhaps a lack of tit tape) is doing for her.

3. Women sues her ex-fiance's parents for hiding son's HIV (because the ex-fiance omitted to tell her what he was dying of on his deathbed). Um, people, this is why you get tested for STDs together before going bareback. Because people lie.

4. When you tell him you like steak, he doesn't think, Yay, she loves food. Or even, Yay, she's not anorexic. Nope, he thinks, Yay, she's up for it. (But for the record, gentlemen, sometimes women pretend to love steak just to impress you.)

5. Women can be sleazy, exploitive sex tourists, too.

6. If porn doesn't do it for you, you're left to make-do with "erotica" like this, by Norman Mailer (RIP), who just won the annual Bad Sex Writing award: "The Hound began to come to life. Right in her mouth. It surprised her. Alois had been so limp. But now he was a man again! His mouth lathered with her sap, he turned around and embraced her face with all the passion of his own lips and face, ready at last to grind into her with the Hound, drive it into her piety." (Read more bad sex writing here.)

7. Static cling + a mini skirt = a wardrobe malfunction we've all been a victim of. Just be thankful no paps captured yours for posterity.

 



2 Comments

Marcy said:

Ugh, first those Norma Kamali "couture sweats" are everywhere, and now I have to look at cat suits???

Anna said:

1. Cat suits should be reserved for Halloween. They are not functional nor are they attractive unless you are Cat woman. And that is still questionable.

2. Posh looks better when her boobs don't look like basketballs.

3. She should have asked to see his Safe Sex passport.

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