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What do you call your vagina? I spent the weekend immersed in synonyms
for vaginas and emerged completely repulsed by every single term anyone
might use to express themselves when discussing the female--I don't
even know what to call it anymore. Area. The female area. The area of
the body that is so particularly particular to the female body. But
that's kind of a mouthful, isn't it.
You spend the weekend talking about words you can use for the vagina, and suddenly, they all sound wrong, and terrible, and weird, and you become self-conscious about the whole enterprise, and want to just give it up--naming one, having one, using one. It's all way too complicated. more at ElasticWaist.com>> |
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In one sense, revenge sex—when you sleep with your ex's nemesis, roommate, sibling, parent, or pet in order to pay them back for dumping you--totally works: how could your ex not be grossed out / horrified / disillusioned / damaged for life? But unless your ex is a few peas short of a casserole, your cunning plan is sure to backfire, because they'll know exactly why you slept with their paste-eating dork of a sibling, and the most overwhelming emotion they will feel is deep, abiding pity for you.
--From Buh Bye: The Ultimate Guide to Dumping and Getting Dumped 
 
Em & Lo, more formally known as Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey, are
the self-proclaimed Emily Posts of the modern bedroom.
Dr. Kate is an OB/GYN at one of the largest teaching hospitals in New
York City.
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