07.28.2008  BY EM & LO
We're fond of telling women who've just been dumped that they should buy a box of red wine and rent Shirley Valentine with a good friend. But we've now got a better idea: buy a box of rosé (it is summer, after all) and spend a few hours scrolling through the archives of FAIL Blog, a photo and video archive of shit gone wrong in the world. We don't care if your now-ex-boyfriend cheated on you with your best friend since grade school and then told you that he was lying when he said those pants didn't make you look fat--you'll still laugh at the Chocolate Chip Muffin Fail. Here are a few of our favorite dirty Fails...

  • Bathroom Design Fail. Is it just us, or is there something a tiny bit sexy about an accidental sword fight?
  • Discretion Fail. We're shuddering at the thought of a dusty dildo. Ladies, store your sex toys with care!
  • Don Juan Fail. For the record, it is officially NOT a Fail to let the world know you just bought a sex manual. But Sex for Dummies?! Come on, even we think that's funny.
  • Dental Fail. Gives new meaning to the phrase, "doctor-patient fantasies."
  • Signage Fail. We like how this one questions whether it's actually a "WIN."

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