10.06.2008  BY EM & LO



HBO's Lucky Louie was, for the most part, an unforgivably unfunny show that was rightfully canceled after one season. But this one scene made the whole show worthwhile, and apparently we're not the only ones who think so, as it's now making the rounds online. These few minutes of dialogue are bursting at the seams with sex advice:

1) Start as you mean to go on. Suddenly breaking out the gimp suit after 20 years of missionary sex will probably freak out your partner. We recommend the ol' finger in the back door in the first year, if it's something you'd like to try.

2) Be nice to your partner's asshole. Just because it's "a millimeter away from the greatest place on earth" (or a few inches if you're a clitoris gal) doesn't mean it doesn't deserve a little love.

3) Reverse psychology sometimes works in bed.

4) If you'd like to explore a new orifice, it's polite to ask first. (You don't necessarily have to say, "May I toss your salad?" Depending on how well you know each other, getting that permission slip can be a wordless exchange. If you don't know what we mean, then you don't know your partner well enough to do it wordlessly.)

5) Reciprocity is king, especially when it comes to bum love.

[Via Damer. Punktum.]


2 Comments

said:

The same actress Pamela Adlon, was in a similar scene in Californication last year.

said:

how can you say lucky louie wasnt funny? louis CK is a hilarious stand up that has been around for years. His show is as good as his stand up!

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