• Pure genius on Funny or Die: "Prop 8 -- The Musical."
  
  
• Walgreens harasses a woman buying Plan B. Feministing urges you to harass Walgreens.
  
  
• Salon's Broadsheet asks what's the diff between a sugar daddy and a john?
  
  
• BoingBoing reminds us there's no such thing as free boob.
  
  
• Boinkology brings our attention to the least sexy calendar ever: the Luce Policy Institute "Pretty in Mink" calendar which allegedly "celebrates smart, conservative women role models ... with flair." Flair being the dead carcasses of cuddly, furry animals. Gag.
  
  
• The Frisky lists the "Top Ten Male Nude Scenes of 2008," though we suspect it could also be titled "The Only Male Nude Scenes of 2008."
  
  
• Tango's got a Holiday Survival Guide for your relationship. Surprisingly, it's missing the all important tip: "Don't stick your dick in the mashed potatoes."

The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #154? Submit a link to your best post of the week by emailing [email protected]. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you're all set.

This Week's Picks
For tonight, we'll forget who and what we are.
"I want to play with you all night."

Please, please don't
"It will hurt, but it will be fine"

Rough
"I want you on top of me."

Sugasm Editor
Radical Vixen

Editor's Choice
Sometimes You Find You Get What You Need

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• It's Britneypalooza over at Glamour.com--play the Britney Spears Dating Game and help her pick her next boyfriend. James Blunt? Mario Lopez? Simon Cowell? Or here's a novel idea: how about she just enjoys being single for a while...
  
  
• Nothing like a little awkwardness in the sack--but there's "oops I just farted" awkardness, and then there's "oops I just said the wrong name" awkwardness.
  
  
• Glamour wants to know, do you match your bra to your undies? (We were going to take the poll but we didn't see a "I don't own any matching sets" option.)
  
  
• Ryan from Single-ish hasn't even seen The Notebook and he knows that its sex scene is the way to a woman's heart (okay, to Em's heart if not to Lo's). He lists a few more of his favorite sex scenes here. (Don't tell us you're not a little bit curious about the conjoined twin sex from Chang and Eng that he mentions.)

• Glamour.com gives you the dos and don'ts this holiday season for throwing your man into the party mix. Bonus tip: watch out for the pretzel sticks--they'll poke you in the eye! (badum-ching!)

• Check out their slideshow of committed celeb couples who, unlike Madge and Guy Ritchie, are going the distance. But where are Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon in this list? They've been together 20 years!

• Twenty-bucks says Spencer and Heidi make Glam's next list: Hollywood's Shortest Charades.

• Smitten suggests the three best scary date movies. You're bound to beg to differ.

• If a glass of wine with dinner with your man every night makes you a boozer, we're in trouble.

• TreeHugger uses Barbie and Ken to demonstrate how to have sex in a small car.

• Thanks to Babeland's blog for reminding us of Proper Attire condoms, sold by Planned Parenthood. They're stylish, they come from safer sex experts, they benefit an excellent cause, and they come in packs of three, aw yeah. Find out more at ProperAttireCondoms.com.

• NY Mag's Daily Intel sees through Eliot Spitzer's editorial on the national economy for what it really is: a thinly veiled advice column for other married men considering a seven-diamond-rated affair.

• Smitten tells you exactly where to rub your man to relieve his stress. And no, it's not there...
  
  
• Glamour asked seven men to reveal the quirky little things they adore the most about their partner. The answers are guaranteed to make you swoon if you're in love and puke if you're not.
  
  
• 'Tis the season to embarrass yourself on the company Xerox machine! Make an entrance at your holiday parties with these recession-friendly cheap fashion finds.
  
  
• Ryan from Single-ish reveals the romantic traditions he secretly hates, like chocolates and sending flowers to the office. He'd rather give lingerie, which normally we would poo-poo--but any man willing to wear a sequined mini dress for his gal deserves to be an exception to the rule.

• We're all for equality, but it just makes us plain sad to read that two-thirds of straight men wish they had less back or buttock hair and a bigger penis, and 82 percent wish they were more muscular. (In better news, we can report that 50 percent of Em & Lo appreciate men on the woolly side, and 50 percent lust after elfin boy-types with no bulk.)

• We're the first to admit that a good bowel movement can be the closest bodily experience to an orgasm there is (sneeze, schmeeze), but a vibrating toilet seat just crosses the line. (We didn't even know that line existed until now, but this Mississippi inventor just crossed it.)

• Feminism may have launched Playgirl magazine, but it couldn't save it.

• Not everyone believes in the diagnosis "sex addiction," but whatever you call it, sleeping with your mom's oncologist in the hopes of getting preferential treatment makes us sad.

• Teen sex stats continue to depress the shit out of us.

• When we read that Joe Jonas is dating an "older woman," we were ready to forgive him for everything. But then it turns out that the so-called older woman is twenty-freakin'-two years old. Shoot us now.

• In Australia (Down Under, heh), a beaver is the spokesanimal for Kotex tampons, pads, and liners. It's like having Beavis and Butthead remind you that it's that time of month.

This Week's Picks
Sugarbutch Star: Maze - The Girl in the Red Dress
"She's the kind of girl who brings out the worst in me."

treat or...fuck
"He looked like I had just given him a car for Christmas and he gently took my hand and led me upstairs. "

A Life Exposed and Amplified
"We were breaking the rules and being dirty."

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sugar Bank

Editor's Choice
I told him I loved him. He gave me a pen.

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• The sex & love department's got 10 signs that you're just not that into him. The two we're guessing that didn't make the cut? #11) You'd rather have your fingernails removed while watching Carrot Top do stand-up than go on a date with him. And #12) You just slept with his brother.

• Smitten profiles the OhMiBod, an i-Pod compatible vibrator, and wants to know what your quality alone-time playlist would be.
  

• Here's the closest you'll ever get to showering with Brad Pitt.

• Ryan from Single-ish is wondering if he has too many dates? Hey, as long as you're honest about your over-achieving romantic life with all your partners (and you can't get much more transparent than blogging about it on a national magazine's website), then enjoy!