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We think we first fell for Sarah Silverman a little over five years ago when, during Comedy Central's roast of Hugh Hefner, she commended the Playboy mogul's posse of bottle-blonde, party-titted "girlfriends" for the enormous bravery required of them all to wax their bum-holes. Since then we've admired her steadfastness as a heterosexual in dressing comfortably for most public performances, in the great lesbian tradition of Ellen, Jodie Foster and Whoopi.

Sure, she sometimes pushed us away when her jokes get gratuitously gross or mean at the expense of cleverness (a person can only take so many body-fluid references in a day). But she's won our hearts back once again with her appearance last Thursday on her boyfriend's show, Jimmy Kimmel Live (via Splendora). Apparently, he's been into her ever since that roast, too! And it was just time for her to come clean, as it were. So she presented him with her music video, "I'm Fucking Matt Damon," as a sort of gift of brutal honesty, made doubly hilarious by its revenge factor: apparently Jimmy is always ragging on Matt on air every chance he gets...

To be honest, we never really understood the appeal of Matt Damon. (People's Sexiest Man AliveReally?) Until now. (Okay, until The Bourne Ultimatum--the third in the series was by far the best, and that train station scene was like camping: intense!) Who knew little Matt had such a great sense of humor (which is fully exercised in the hip-hop dance portion of the Silverman video). In fact, his "how do you like them apples" bit in the middle of the song is so funny, we may have more of a crush on Matt now than on Sarah. Oh heck, there's enough love to go around for everyone. Check out the video and see if you don't lose a piece of your heart to them, too.


3 Comments

meg said:

hilarious... now i want to fuck matt damon. and i hate the frat boy look! youtube keeps taking down the vid but if u search on their site for the title you'll find it.

Colin said:

I have forever had the hugest crush on Sarah Silverman. Forever forever forever.

Ariel said:

Hey wait... is Whoopi Goldberg really a lesbian?

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