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Back in the late '90s, Em was approached by a couple in a bar who asked her if she'd care to join them back at their hotel room. Now, if this had been some random dude asking, she'd have known exactly how to say no. But somehow, because they were a couple, just saying no seemed kind of rude--more like turning down a dinner party invite than saying no to sex. They were just so sweet and polite. So she asked them for a time-out and returned to her friends' table to run it by them. "Just say no, you idiot!" one of them (probably Lo, actually) told her. So she did, but was profusely apologetic and wished them all the best in their search for a third wheel. This little trip down memory lane was inspired by a book we were sent recently, The Threesome Handbook, by Vicki Vantoch, a self-described sexual historian and threesome dabbler who calls threeways "the new American dream." Really? Not butt-fucking? Threeways always seemed kind of overrated to us--not to mention so '90s. (Come on: Wild Things? Two Girls and a Guy? Three of Hearts? Threesome? Henry and June? All made in the '90s.) But Vicki clearly knows more than we do on the topic--she's tried out every threesome pickup line in the book and every permutation of a threeway possible, and she was once in a threeway relationship that got "so serious it involved diamonds and trips to Europe." (Which is more Jackie Collins than our sex life has ever been.) And she's full of advice on how couples can pick up a third in a bar--one of her favorite approaches being the blunt axe that was tried out on Em. She also recommends using the woman in the couple as a sort of emissary--she can break the ice by complimenting the potential pitch hitter on her shoes, for example. Wondering if you're the type to fall for this line? Check out Vicki's handy reference guide to the "Ten Telltale Signs That You Aspire to Have a Threesome": 1. Sexy couples make you hard.We're going to take issue with #10 (isn't that just called "being in your twenties"?) but the rest are hard to argue with. Of course, it all depends on how you define "aspire to." It's one thing to jerk off to a fantasy and quite another to actually get down to it, with all the potential morning-after awkwardness that comes with the territory. (By the way, if you're thinking of pursuing the American dream, we highly recommend the "Gymnastics for Three" in chapter 7 of the book. We'd hate for you to get a black eye from all those extra elbows.) Anyway, apparently the rest of the country doesn't agree with us that the threeway is one of the most overrated sex acts there is (right up there with joining the mile-high club, if you ask us): A recent ABC News poll found that threesomes are America's number one sexual fantasy, with 14 percent claiming to have had a threeway and an additional 21 percent fantasizing about one. Hey, what do we know? We've never taken a pinch hitter to Paris. 6 CommentsLeave a comment |
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But Emma, you *did* participate in a 3-way once or twice, in the '90s, didn't you? Of course, it's none of my business. But you mentioned it in a Nerve essay, so... I'm curious, shy. Didn't you?
how come no one ever tells about MMFs?
when my fantasy became a reality it was unforgetable , you have to be open minded and not insecured to really enjoy it , i did.
3 ways are overrated especially if anyone of the three, four or five is inept or self absorbed. There has to be a comfort level as well. It is a fantasy many have yet once you experience it it is not all that you imagine. The only time it would be truly orgasmic would be in a M/s relationship/lifestyle as a "side dish".
Why can't people write sentences and spell words?
I was in a 3 way relationship and it was one of the hardest years of my life jelousy plays a really big role no one is ever satistfy the sex was good but the loving was bad i am currentl with one know will i ever do it again no.