If you're gonna go sex-related when it comes to Valentine's Day gift-giving, then you've got to go high-end. Slightly bigger price-tags usually mean better quality and more style. And that's always the case with Lelo, one of our favorite vibrator creators. They're so classy they don't even call their products vibrators: no, they're "pleasure objects." Hey, not all good sex has to be sleazy; indeed, orgasms can be high art. And you can help create a special masterpiece (heh heh) this February 14 with their new Nea Black Pearl Valentine, decorated with a retro heart-locket design in pink (and the word "love" on the flip side). After the jump you'll find product and order info...

The Valentine Nea is 89 bucks. A bit steep, we know, but a simple gold chain would cost more than twice that much and a necklace can't make you climax (unless you're one of those really superficial materialistic jerks). Ergonomic and quiet, the Nea has a super slick surface. It's also rechargeable and a 2-hour charge provides up to 7 hours of business. Comes in a cool, hot pink gift box with charger, user manual, satin pouch and a 1-year Lelo warranty. Order here by February 8th to get it in time for the 14th.