Call us easy, but that totally would have worked on us our first year in college. It's funny, clever, and doesn't involve encouraging us to do keg stands in an attempt to impair our judgement so much so that we finally agree to sleep with you. Too often the guys in college were/are the kind of guys who'd hand out these cocktail napkin hook-up disclaimers if they could and still get laid ("I do not claim, now or ever, to be used for emotional relations after recreational relations are over"). Here's hoping the 19-year-old goofballs who are creative enough to send over a glass of milk aren't the kind of heartless Neanderthals who will say anything to get access to a vagina. If that recent study on the sexual motivations of boys holds any water (many are moved by romance), then there is indeed hope for respectful lust in college.