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 Just as all the pretty flowers are sprouting in gardens near and far, one of our favorite toy makers, Lelo, has just come out with a new color option for their amazing Iris vibe: "flushed deep rose." As far as we're concerned, Lelo is the Apple of vibrators, with beautiful toys that combine form and function really nicely. And we think this new pink Isis, with it's petals that vibrate in five -- count 'em, five -- preprogrammed stimulation modes, is better than a bunch of roses any day...
But if you don't go for all that frilly, flowery stuff, Lelo has also just come out with a sleek rich black version of its Elise vibrator. It's the sex toy for the grown-up goths, New York sophisticates, and nuns:  |
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We hate to break it to you schmucks (and we mean schmuck in the most loving, Yiddish-for-penis way): Size matters. There, we said it. But in the immortal words of Einstein (and no doubt he was talking about skin flutes), it's all relative. What's a perfectly shaped cuke to one person is a disappointing pig-in-a-blanket to another and an overwhelming meat loaf to yet another.
From The Big Bang 
Em & Lo, more formally known as Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey, are
the self-proclaimed Emily Posts of the modern bedroom.
Dr. Kate is an OB/GYN at one of the largest teaching hospitals in New
York City.
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