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Lie back on the virtual couch and get your sex dream analyzed! Lauri Loewenberg, author of the book So, What Did You Dream Last Night? and founder of TheDreamZone.com, is the Daily Bedpost's brand new dream analyst, and she wants to hear from you. If you'd like her to get to the bottom of your dirty dream--anonymously, of course!--email us at [email protected]. Please be as specific as possible! We promise not to publish your name or contact information, though if you could let us know your age, sex, location, occupation, and relationship status, that'd be a great help to Lauri in telling you what your dream means. Now get dreaming! |
We hate to break it to you schmucks (and we mean schmuck in the most loving, Yiddish-for-penis way): Size matters. There, we said it. But in the immortal words of Einstein (and no doubt he was talking about skin flutes), it's all relative. What's a perfectly shaped cuke to one person is a disappointing pig-in-a-blanket to another and an overwhelming meat loaf to yet another.
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