A round-up of sex accessories--the good, the bad, and the creepy:
Love your Diane Von Furstenberg wrap dress, but hate it when your tit pops out? Try The Winkee, a thong-like bra accessory for cleavage coverage (pictured above).
Instead of stashing them in a lone tube sock from the back of the dryer, hide your toys, condoms and lingerie in these "devine" cases, cubes, and envelopes.
Fear can kick your instinct to procreate into high gear. Make sure you're safe while you do it in this bullet-proof, air-tight bed box. You can even take a post-sex piss in it!
We hate to break it to you schmucks (and we mean schmuck in the most loving, Yiddish-for-penis way): Size matters. There, we said it. But in the immortal words of Einstein (and no doubt he was talking about skin flutes), it's all relative. What's a perfectly shaped cuke to one person is a disappointing pig-in-a-blanket to another and an overwhelming meat loaf to yet another.
From The Big Bang
Em & Lo, more formally known as Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey, are
the self-proclaimed Emily Posts of the modern bedroom.
Dr. Kate is an OB/GYN at one of the largest teaching hospitals in New
York City.
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